Story by Pix
Artwork by shaxbert
It’s a beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom. The sky is blue, the Parakoopas are dancing in the sky and Toads are shrooming. You wouldn’t believe that a colorful place like that hides dark secrets in the dungeons below.
You heard me right, there are dungeons below the Kingdom of Princess Toadstool.
Full of dangers such as traps, bottomless pits, spikes, lava lakes, Piranha Plants, Chain Chomps and Drybones.
Experienced plumbers might be familiar with these scenarios, forcing themselves through every pipe in order to rescue the Princess from the clutches of the “evil” Koopa King!
But what if I tell you, Peach herself was the one who ordered all underground labyrinths throughout her realm to be built.
In fact, she isn’t the only royal having private caverns.
Kidnappings seem way too common for women in charge across all countries.
No matter if it’s Mayor Pauline dragged up a skyscraper by Donkey Kong, Princess Daisy getting abducted by aliens or Princess Peach and Rosalina snacked by Bowser. All of them wait patiently for Mario to arrive to save the day. Suspicious if you ask me!
Instead of doing the job of Lakitu, following Mario on his newest adventure, we used our ninja skills to pursue the victims and they don’t seem to me like victims at all!
Shortly after they arrive there's a huge feast. Bowser and Peach invite the other Princesses, having a good time and sometimes getting drunk on the spot and party hard before everyone disappears in their room. But it doesn't end here.
The girls get dressed for the second act. Shiney leather and latex, body jewlery at places you didn't even know existed and a shitload of toys and torture tools.
Bowser and the girls are having one of their famous secret sex parties!
The words famous and secret usually don't go well together, and for the most part that's true. The princesses' subjects and Mario Brothers don't have the slightest clue that every kidnapping is a meticulously planned scheme by their rulers to keep them busy while they're going wild in the pipes.
For somone who's always in control, Peach clearly enjoys her role as sex slave. Obedient and curious she awaits Bowser's next evil game.
Daisy on the other hand is a stubborn mare, always tries to fight back, a real challenge to tame. Something the King of Koopas couldn't quite conquer yet.
And then there is the galactic mother Rosalina. Usually a quite and elegant type she's the first surrendering to pleasure and goes completely nuts when her sex drive kicks in.
Mayor Pauline is the rarest guest at these parties. She takes the role of the dom and who doesn't want to be her sub.
Personally I'm left with one question after uncovering this little story, is there a real chance Peach is Bowser Jr. real mom?
His father denied the fact after they were defeated on Isle Delfino, but imagine how hard it would have been to tell Jr., his beloved and innocent son, that his mother and dad hooked up in a fetish sex dungeon right under his feet.
And to give you a little more food for thought, was Marty the Thwomp about to tell Jr. and got imprisoned in the process?
Questions that will be answered another time!